gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018

gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.

“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”

by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020

In-gauge

The act of sticking ones penis into the earlobe of his female partner.

Hey bro, my chick told me to try something new last night, so I in-gauged her pretty hard!

by Snowflake89 September 25, 2013

Gauge

He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.

Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

12 Gauge

A transgender persons best friend

*transgender person* oh boy I do love my 12 gauge

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023

Gauge

Usually a good person but will cry if scared and will always try to get you back. Gauge is a force to be reckoned with when he's mad but is a teddy bear when he is not.

Wow gauge is crying because i said booo

by Fnaf fan45 November 1, 2019

Gauge

A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.

Person 1:did you meet gauge

Person 2: yeah he was very gay and annoying

by I hate gauges November 10, 2020