gage 

a person with a small penis that you couldnt find even with a microscope

did you see his penis?
no he is a gage

gage by kliljjjjj July 18, 2011

Gage 

A guy who is not afraid to show his dick (its probably small) and he will do anything with it including spin it around like a helicopter and loves doing stupid shit for money

guy 1: did you see the video of Gage on snapchat
guy 2: hell yea his dick is small but damn he uses it
girl: probably not on girls tho

Gage by Mr. Swigalits January 11, 2018

Gage 

The stinkiest mother fuckers ever. He also is extremely cringy and smells toes for a living, stinky stanky ball sweaty fun. He is kinda nice but he sometimes jerks off in class, which is kinda gross. He needs to wax his eyebrows cause they’re hairier than my moms pussy

Ew gage

Gage by Idek kid October 31, 2019

Gage 

A name that has the word “gay” in it when you pronounce it.

Person 1: Is Gage gay?
Person 2: Always wants to suck on people’s cocks!

Gage by Somepersonthatexists March 10, 2021

Gage 

A man-boy who leads girls on, only to cut them off to go back to their side-bae. Hits on every girl he talks to, but claims you're the only one. A common fuckboy. Although they are very shy & awkward, they love going for drives with their bitties (not at the same time of course). Skips most of his classes.

Rebekkah: Karter told me he just wants to be friends again.

Maranda: Oh my god he's such a gage.

Rebekkah: Yeah, I think he's trying to wheel his ex, Lara.

Maranda: Of course he is.

Gage by Riviera Fitzcharlton May 7, 2016

Gage 

A guy with a hella small cock. No doubt. If your name's Gage, you're never getting any pussy

Girl 1: That guy had such a small dick!

Girl 2: What was his name?

Girl 1: It was definitely Gage

Gage by Ozeddie96 March 8, 2020

Gage 

A Fat Person

The meaning of Gage is Someone who is really fat

Gage by Fat kid Gage October 4, 2016