futon

fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.

I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!

by Caro July 19, 2004

futon

A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.

After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"

by Franklin Tillfield III March 1, 2008

futon

futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!

she helps me with all of my problems!

by kiki April 6, 2005

futton

Well known Old English family currently represented by one remaining house. The Lord and Lady Futtonsworth known around the Burberry region as a fine philanthropic example of old English nobility. They have dual residency with their second home in the county of Randolph and city of Asheboro in the new country of the United States of America.

The Futtonsworths are a noble family.

by ciscomc November 24, 2013

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo May 9, 2018

Furson

simply, a “fucking person”.

a person who gets on your nerves, they are a furson

by cammy jaye June 5, 2020