futoni

Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.

"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"

by bigeats100 June 10, 2020

furrowed

(KY slang)to be completely fucked up off of cocaine, from lines or smoking. The rushing incapacitating feeling derived from doing a lot of coaine.

My lil buddy Mills got that fire pearl, so you know I'm fittin to get furrowed tonight.

by Ted Tatum December 7, 2003

fotroit

A gay slang name people give to fostoria. They think they are "gang bangers" so they try to make their town name sound like detroit.

I live in "fotroit". I'm a gangbanger.. dawg.

by Crystal February 3, 2004

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

futret

Scots term for ferret (a small, brown weasel-like mammal), often used to refer to an interfering woman

She was a nasty piece of work, always interfering and snappin' her head like a futret.

by mjv December 25, 2005

Furto

Furto , A popular RS character. He has been described as the "Man Beast" of RS. He has been known to lure girls onto msn and have webcam conversations with them... He can be found in the bushes of Runescape with young girls , Beware of this person!

I met Furto the other day. He was so dreamy..I had the best webcam "show" with him

by Omg Hope this hasn't been take August 6, 2008