Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different

Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"

by rdjm01 March 28, 2015

fuckoffneyland

The land in which one sent to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked off

A destination of which whom sent to upon being told properly to fucked right off

State in which Illicit substance take over a persons mind and take you to a different level and or states of enlightenment I wanna become straight fucked off.

Destination fucked!

Would be great if you could do us a favor and go Fuck off straight to fuckoffneyland thanks

by El Cadro Sancho Jefe Bex May 16, 2020

Fuck off oclock

A rude way to answer someone's question when you don't know what time it is

"Yo Billy know what time it is?"

"Yeah it's fuck off oclock"

by Jack the trippa September 15, 2017

fuck off, man

The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.

Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.

Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

Tim: "...fuck off, man..."

by Xyotei April 20, 2011

Fuck off scott

An annoying teacher named ms scott.

teacher: do your work!

Student :"Fuck off scott"

by hahahahaha12345678910 May 8, 2013

Fuck off

What you wanna do when you awake up in a randos house/squat.

What you want to tell that bitch on the bus when you were 15, that one time.

When you want to be gone.

Jesus, I just wanna fuck off back to mine

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

brown fuck off

the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.

"I though we where going to negotiate my redundancy but I just got a brown fuck off"

by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004