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the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first
"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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Freshman Fetish

a love for freshman, usually exerted by upperclassman.
Senior; " Hey bro, check out that freshie right there".
Friend; " Nah bro, she's like 14. You got that Freshman Fetish"
by Jack Unoff November 30, 2010
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freshman frenzy

when a good friend of yours and or bro decides to only be interested in freshman girls who want his nuts.
Casey Tremplers got freshman frenzy dude those jailbait hoes want his cocknballs for sho!
by Ranamar dixin January 19, 2008
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freshman day

A day where upperclassmen "hunt" down freshman. Usually occurs around the second week of school or homecoming. They usually ziptie book bags shut, hit them, draw on them and so on. It's a way of saying "welcome to highschool"
"Hey johhny, lets get Mike the freshman. It's freshman day today. I brought some zipties"
by Skaterstan13 October 19, 2015
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Freshman rage

something that happens when a freshman is picked on too much by upperclassmen that can have varying effects, usually in the range between unbridled aggression to school shooting.
Heath high school, site of a brutal shooting and one of the more severe examples of freshman rage
by Speaker for the damned February 4, 2009
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Freshman Fall

The act of dating someone about a month into Freshman year. Said person probably sits next to you in class and is nothing like you, but it doesn't matter because you're a "lonely" whiny bitch. Usually includes lack of communication, awkward hard holding, Homecoming dances, and breaking up after three or so weeks.
"Why are they together?"
"Don't worry, its just the Freshman Fall."

"Remember when you dated him in 9th-"
"-Shut up, it was the Freshman Fall!"
by MiddletonCardinal December 4, 2012
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freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.
Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”
by Mopatt October 5, 2018
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