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Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”
by TonalTruths April 4, 2024
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Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.
"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"
by meletonian April 13, 2024
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Fossilphyte

A member of a fraternity or sorority who has membership longer than 25 years.
Always referred to with deference.
The fraternity convention had members of all ages, Neophytes, Prophytes, and FOSSILPHYTES
by Noiceguy7 April 9, 2025
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fossilized caterpillar

Is formed when one takes a dump in the middle of the Sahara desert and throws sand on top to cover it up.
On a sunny morning in the Merzouga desert I discovered a fossilized caterpillar hidden in sand only to later discover it was fresh dump.
by Globetrotter69 December 6, 2025
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shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010
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snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.
This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.
by bad33067 February 23, 2011
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cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017
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