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Fluck

An alternative way of swearing that also pays tribute to 1950s bombshell actress Diana Dors, who's original last name was Fluck. The word is always capitalized when written to signify this.
"You've gotta be Flucking kidding me, man"

"I'm all out of Flucks to Give about this"

"Fluckin' A!"

"Who gives a Fluck?"

"There will be zero Flucks given about that, bro"
by 50sManOutofTime February 1, 2020
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bush-fuckable

When you have sex with a girl who is so ugly a bag just wont do. The only thing that will hide the shame is having sex in a bush.
That girl is so ugly shes not even bush-fuckable
by mrnich November 15, 2010
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Fluck

Origin: The ancient Russian word "fluck" originated in the early 420's AD, during the Phillepe Dynasty. The duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, King Phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous Russian compound. He began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as "flucking", the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks fuck together in an open area.

(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.
"Whoaaa braaahh did you see all of that flucking going on at the pond earlier?"

"Fuck. That fucking flock of flucking ducks needs to fucking fly the fuck away and find another fucking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. Fluck me I hate flucks. Those fluckers."

"I was flucked yesterday... still picking feathers out of my ass."
by ZebraSeal May 15, 2014
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knuck flucker

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."
by JakE May 24, 2007
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fuckadoodledickdog

when you do something really stupid and you just randomly spit out words, a term of frustration.
*drops expensive plate*
"FUCKADOODLEDICKDOG!"
by MitchOlsen July 10, 2006
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fluckery

means to flicker;on and off;two faced.
"Yo im telln you son,jus yestaday she was all on my balls,Now mah ackn all sididdy..im tellin you son,on my mofha tha bitch is fluckery!"
by J Benefit November 9, 2007
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