floppy [taco]

the loose vagina of a woman; a loose woman

That woman is a/ has a floppy taco

by Taylor November 13, 2003

Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

by shit your balls September 12, 2008

Floppy Disk Carrying Case

A device for transporting and protecting 3.5 inch floppy disks.

My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.

by floppy disk guy March 2, 2004

floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

floppy head

canadians

every last one

plural: floppy heads
that other form: floppy headed

canadians are a bunch of floppy headed dildos with beady eyes

by jerkstore January 9, 2004

Floppy Fish

When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse

"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"

by Antifloppyfish October 9, 2013

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009