flopping

female masturbation; like fapping; the sound that one would imagine a vagina would make when fingered.

That girl was flopping her self.

by zombiesheeple January 6, 2022

Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

Flopping

A quadriplegic using a sex swing to “flop” onto a receiving hole, similar to a paraplegic’s “swooping”

I was flopping on your mom last night

by FloppaOnHerSloppa December 24, 2022

Flooping

The process by which visual or mental information centralizes into a finite point or thought

1. That visual screen is flooping bro. Everything’s going to towards the center
2. Holy shit, I’m flooping so hard right now.

by dantedito February 4, 2023

FLOMING

A small fur bearing rodent with big ears and really good sense of smell and really likes eating ..especially poutine . You can find them hanging around chip trucks.

The FLOMING was hungry . He wandered around looking for food . FLOMING came across a chip truck where there were people eating poutine . FLOMING scared the people who then dropped the poutine . FLOMING was happy.

by FLOMING October 25, 2022

floaping

Floaping is the act of floor napping
when you take a floor nap its called a floap.

1- Hey man, I'm pretty tired, I think I'm gonna do some floaping
2- What? What the fuck is floaping?
1- You know, floor napping, floaping
2- That's retarded, kys

by zMiez April 9, 2023

flumping

The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards

That guy is always flumping!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023