Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 17, 2017

Tropical Floater

What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.

Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.

by Team Skank March 18, 2009

acidic floater

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."

by Ink Spot Mike May 15, 2007

Toad Floater

A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.

Synonyms:

Gully Washer

Frog Strangler

A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.

by Bubbathearkie February 07, 2019

Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.

"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.

That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!

by Stacey MacLean April 12, 2008

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010