fister

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....

He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag

by kirbzdawg March 25, 2010

fissle

to fidget around, not keeping still, includes fissling, sniffing and fidgeting blah blah blah
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by snuffles October 7, 2004

Fistlings

Tiny particles of mucous, blood, epithelial cells, and / or residue pieces that are expelled during an extended fisting session.

After being double-fisted in her rectum and vagina for over 45-minutes, grandma's fistlings were all over the shag carpet.

by PJChappy April 15, 2009

anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Fister

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.

A masturbation addict.

The Fap Master.

The frustrated Fapist

That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.

Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.

by Not a Fapper January 25, 2014

fishleigh

An extraordinary piece of woman that is not only beautiful but smart.

There goes a fishleigh walking into the library.

by Zouling November 17, 2004

Ham Fister

Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.

These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.

"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"

"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"

by Kertef_Corobo April 16, 2004