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louisiana fireworks

when a man pretends he is going to cum inside a woman, usually during anal sex, but at the last minute pulls out and jizzes in her hair and shouts "LOUISIANA!!!"
guy:yesterday me and my gf were having butt sex and i surprised her with some louisiana fireworks. it scared the shit out of her and she couldnt go to work the next day cause of her hair.

friend:congrats!
by man-frog-thing August 5, 2009
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Peninsula Fireworks

When shit spews out of your ass. It's like fireworks because it just spews out in little brown, green, or yellow sparklets. Sort of like diarrhea, but it comes quickly and it isn't much.
Been lighting Peninsula Fireworks all day. Don't think the porcelain can take it anymore.
by Wiggz January 15, 2015
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fireworks

Man, the fireworks tonight were so pretty, though it smelled wierd afterward!
by rockerr56 July 4, 2009
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Portuguese Fireworks

when you throw a lit cigarette butt onto a wall or sidewalk thusly creating an explosion of flaming ground tobacco resembling a fireworks display
a person of Portuguese descent throws a lit cigarette butt onto a wall and says "Hey! Look! Portuguese fireworks!"
by ayoforyayo October 8, 2008
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Fireworks

A sly slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms. Can be used just to refer to mushrooms in particular or when you're really optimistic about the potence of a recent acquisition.

Also a good way to refer to drugs when talking to sober people who say hi to you on the street at random.
Stranger 1: "How's it goin?"
You: "Just waitin' for the fireworks, man."

Dealer: "You ever had these before?"
Buyers: "Nope."
Dealer: "They're some real fireworks. Have fun tonight, guys."
by Michael Gagne June 18, 2008
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fireworks monkey

A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.

The screeching on the way up is amazing.

On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.

They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 5, 2010
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Dirty Fireworks

when a couple are preforming a 69 and both participants ignite each others flatus
dude me and the girlfriend just had some Dirty Fireworks
by sargent butthurt January 2, 2012
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