Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

filler-inner

Someone who either voluntarily or involuntarily gives information to another person. They are in charge of "filling in" the other person on what is happening.

As a resident of another state, Shea is my filler-inner by letting me know what happens in the area she lives.

by tugolfer12 June 1, 2009

filter tart

Somebody who makes themselves look more attractive than they are by heavily filtering every one of there photos .... making them look nothing like themselves ...

Man Kim Kardashian’s photos are so filtered , bet she don’t look anything like that , she’s a filter tart for sure

by Voodookreeper November 2, 2018

Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.

Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.

by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020

ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009

Seat-filler

The people in your class who never do anything gossip-worthy and therefore are just there to fill the seats. These people may also be called hoverers. They know everything but do nothing.

Georgia: "Leah just stans around us while we eat lunch. I feel like she knows more about me than I know about myself"
Amy: "Yeah she's such a seat-filler!"

by Amyanon167 July 8, 2016

Dog filter

The dog filter finds its inspiration from the female dogs, also known as bitches. It also represents the dog society. In which the female dog of a pack has to submit to the male alpha dog.

That girl is a bitch! She is using the dog filter!

by Tomason April 4, 2021