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filthy fifths

1) (verb) Like sloppy seconds or floppy fourths but much dirtier... typically happens to the ugliest guy at a gang bang.

2) (noun) Typically a female who is willing to a partake in such an exercise will have a chach like a wizards sleeve as so many have been through her before, willing males are typically found drinking out the bottom of a keg, usually having found their beer goggles much earlier in the night and so not particularly aware that said female is the equivalent of the village bicycle.
1)That dude is fugly.. he's be damn LUCKY to get filthy fifths in a gang bang... with a one legged crack whore.

2) She is a filthy fiths slutbag.
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Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009
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filthy one

Usually used to describe female that gets around, or another word for a whore.
Can also describe something that's being a "pain in the ass".
Have you seen bobs new girl?
Yeah, shes a lil filthy one.
by Lafurnace July 13, 2014
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Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.
"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"
by lovesock October 9, 2008
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Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.
"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."
by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013
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Filthy Crema

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.
Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.
by David from Jerusalem May 20, 2013
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filthy fuss

fucking a girl in the ass then putting in her mouth
I was with this chick last night and gave her a filthy fuss untill she choked
by ilbcnu December 15, 2015
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