Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.
John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!
Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
Get the felt tippedmug. by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019
Get the Heard-Feltmug. A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.
I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.
by ice6969 April 14, 2022
Get the felt nothingmug. Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
by Lala9282 April 25, 2023
Get the Feltmug. by Officer Dez December 8, 2022
Get the Feltmug. Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.
by DKsider February 3, 2025
Get the Feltingmug. 