flump

To flump: to hit softly without intention of hurting/damaging the subject. Usually done in playful annoyance/revenge, or through lack of anything else to do.

John flumped Jo with a pillow.

by Meneldil April 6, 2005

flump

To masterbate whilst taking a poo.

damn that was good flump, im going back for round two after dinner.

by jason plant king of the flump September 26, 2006

flumpish

when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner.

as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach me. he danced like a alien and was scary.

by Shaun, julia, Kissten, Chelsea, Keri, Kia, Kyle. January 25, 2008

flumpy

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit.

Your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.

by drewdown January 19, 2003

Flump Chump

A guy who gives flowers to a girl that doesn't like him.

That guy walking down the street with those roses is a total flump chump - she already has like 5 boyfriends.

by ManFlow December 11, 2009

flumpos

The sound a hard terd makes that is difficult to pass, or a large hard terd.

After much waiting and pressure the terd drops into the bowl - flumpos.

by Dr. Iswakowa December 14, 2013

fallumpeling

When someone writes an autobiography and lies in it to make them look better.

Girl: Wow. I never knew Steve Jobs was such a nice person until I read his autobiographical journal.
Guy: Oh he was just fallumpeling. None of that stuff was true.

by SmartStudent1 November 22, 2015