When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.
Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!
by Ronnie McCoy January 10, 2010
The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.
"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."
by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 01, 2007
The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....
*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)
by FALCONPUNCH February 18, 2008
Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.
by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005
dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE
by tlarge March 01, 2009
He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.
by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
An extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers. The man runs and leaps in the air towards the bitch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the bitch, thus destroying her vaginal cavity. Upon performing this manuver, the man screams "Falcon Fuck!" CAUTION: This fuck could be your last.
I was tired of listen to the bitch whine so I falcon fucked her. It was the hardest penetration I have ever inflicted.
by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006