Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

Fruitcake

A disrespectful name to offend people part of the LGBTQ.

“You’re a fucking fruitcake”

by idfklmaooo February 27, 2019

fruitcake

makenna is a fruitcake. the sweetest cutest fruitcake ever. will give you a toothache but 15/10 anyway.

my favourite little fruitcake.

by hotandfunandcuteandsexybadbitc March 11, 2022

Upside-down Fruitcake

A Gay man’s prolapse

“Lemme eat your upside-down fruitcake”

by Kitybity October 15, 2025