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If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

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A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’
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Fruitcage 

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A funny name for the vagina.
Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel
Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009
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fruitcakery 

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fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015
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fruitkake 

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Similar to bukake, it is the process at throwing fruit (any form, packaged or fresh) at a girl in the middle of a circle of guys (preferably 50+). Yelling FRUITKAKE while doing so is also preferred.

No tomatoes are allowed, since they are too controversial in the ethics of fruitkake
Lauren: omg gurfreind, i forgot my lunch, ima be so hungry after 4th period -__-

Gurrfriend: NAW bitch just sit in the middle of some boys, start some fruitkake, and you good to go!
fruitkake by 2seckC4U September 15, 2010
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