focking

a substitute for the word 'fucking' which will not set off work place filters;

intensifier, very colloquial;

what took you so focking long?

by familyfeedbag January 24, 2011

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

foking

1. fucking yourself over while smoking

2. fucking smoking

No foking within a 200 feet of this building.

Stop fucking foking!

by Angela, Desiree, Jackie, Christina June 11, 2006

Forkin it

When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.

why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!

by Wick Nass February 22, 2011

forming voltron

When lesbians have sex, more specifically scissoring

While at softball practice, things got out of hand and all the girls starting forming voltron.

by MightyMorphinPowerRangerFan23 September 28, 2017

Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

by Haha2900 October 4, 2018

forkin

A ginger or red headed girl who uses enjoys spooning yet prefers to involve forks in the act.

Usually the girl tends to love scotland.

Liam: Hey alice, up for some spooning?

Alice: What about forkin'? Its better with forks!

by Jimjjo McForkin March 8, 2010