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Ford is a smart auto maker they circled the problem....It was the stupid costumer fault for buying the damn thing
I cant figure out what is wrong with my ford?? They must have circled the problem
by Buck Restad January 20, 2004
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Ford

The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily
by ToughGunner October 4, 2005
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Ford

Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
by coca October 30, 2003
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ford

by ranger power February 22, 2004
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Ford

For
Old
Retarded
Drivers

Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.
Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.
by wartribe May 13, 2005
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Ford

A car that breaks down literally in the middle of the street, and needs to be rebooted (esp. in the 70s)
My Ford stalled in the middle of Wacker Drive in Chicago.
by www.sucks500.com February 12, 2004
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ford

Failed On Race Day
Found On Road Side Dead
On South Park Kenny Dies all the time cause he's parents drive a ford!!!!

best car ever '69 Camero SS with a 572 under the hood.good night mustang
by Chevy Man January 5, 2004
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