Basically, it's like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!
"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND ON ITV?!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"
by Ricardo G-Man July 7, 2005
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After the bachelor party, I had to send all the guys feemails since I picked up the hotel and rental car. They better pay up.
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Get the Feemeh mug.1. A man or a woman who shows a complete and utter disregard for the financial, physical, or emotional well-being of another fellow man.
2. A man or woman who shows an astounding lack of work and personal ethic.
3. A man or woman who shows an irrational fear of participating in any event pertaining to the advancement of the human race. (i.e. Incredibly Lazy)
4. A man or woman who is considered to be an extreme coward.
5. A man or woman who shows a severe allergy towards to truth in any fashion.
6. A man or woman who is well-practiced in the act of "ass-covering," particularly at the expense of others.
7. A man or woman who is so morally bankrupt, they are unfit to be a parent.
2. A man or woman who shows an astounding lack of work and personal ethic.
3. A man or woman who shows an irrational fear of participating in any event pertaining to the advancement of the human race. (i.e. Incredibly Lazy)
4. A man or woman who is considered to be an extreme coward.
5. A man or woman who shows a severe allergy towards to truth in any fashion.
6. A man or woman who is well-practiced in the act of "ass-covering," particularly at the expense of others.
7. A man or woman who is so morally bankrupt, they are unfit to be a parent.
1. "Seriously? You don't give a damn whether or not I have a job? You're being a real Feldman right now."
2. You're cutting your shift 3 hours early today? Didn't you show up an hour late too? Geez, you're being a real Feldman today."
3. "Did you see that Feldman today? All he did was sit in the office with his feet up, no shoes, listening to jazz!"
4. "Did you see that coward in 'Band of Brothers'? He was a serious Feldman!"
5. "I've now tried to get a straight answer to my question like 7 times. Quit being a Feldman and just tell the truth!"
6. "Did you hear? My Boss was in today wondering why the reports weren't done for the presentation. That Feldman threw me under the bus to save his own ass!"
7. "I honestly feel that Hitler was too much of a Feldman to be fit for parenthood."
2. You're cutting your shift 3 hours early today? Didn't you show up an hour late too? Geez, you're being a real Feldman today."
3. "Did you see that Feldman today? All he did was sit in the office with his feet up, no shoes, listening to jazz!"
4. "Did you see that coward in 'Band of Brothers'? He was a serious Feldman!"
5. "I've now tried to get a straight answer to my question like 7 times. Quit being a Feldman and just tell the truth!"
6. "Did you hear? My Boss was in today wondering why the reports weren't done for the presentation. That Feldman threw me under the bus to save his own ass!"
7. "I honestly feel that Hitler was too much of a Feldman to be fit for parenthood."
by PrisonerOfHell April 22, 2009
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