Fail

noun, something or someone that is not good.

That jerk Dave is fail.
I feel so fail today.
That movie sucked. Yeah, it was fail.

by Rizzzle November 16, 2006

Fail

To readjust your beret and instead pass out

George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.

by shumane June 2, 2010

Fail

When two people who are like twins talk and what they say make absolutely no sense. But it doesn't matter, because it's funny regardless.

Abrianna: Fail
Nate: WE are fail. The essence of fail, split between two bodies.

by efyouagainx June 28, 2009

fail

When someone does not succeed, usually in a hilarious way. Pure awesomeness to see.

OMG, Jake totally FAILED when he fell out of that airplane. Onto a bear. Naked.

by John A. Mason February 15, 2010

Fail

a funny, very ironic happening that leaves the person in question sad or hurt, but not dead.

On CoD4, trying to throw a grenade out of a window-only to hit the window-sill and bouncing back inside would be considered a fail.

by chiefjoboo June 29, 2009

fail

to fail completely at something to the point of where you should just die

aubrey fails at life

by sushi kan January 14, 2008

Fail

to attempt to make a joke and make people laugh, but it's not really funny.

it can also mean something like "just wow. you are an idiot. go die."

Tim: well your mom is so fat she ate a bucket of ice cream by herself!

Adam: sigh.. fail.

by Riley5 November 8, 2009