Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

Niagra Fails

After a male ejaculation, and your pee comes out in two different streams, you must make the ultimate decision: which stream will go in the toilet?

The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.

I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.

Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.

by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011

Faisal

Faisal is a trendsetter and loves trends and he does not care what people thinks about him, he’s cool with the flow, if you mess with him get out of the way he will crush you, if you have a son named Faisal you will have good luck

Faisal is my son!

by Faisal Alrazooqi June 11, 2018

pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

by Bob882 December 18, 2004

failsomeness

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

Faidon

The man of the hour, the man of the day, the man of the week, the man of the year, the man of your lifetime. Total marital material. Also a badass who gives negative 2 fucks.

Hey, is that a Faidon?
Yeah, I wanna marry him.
Same.

by Keraskaki March 14, 2013

Faisal

Getting a blowjob while eating halal chicken.

PERSON1: Man, this stripper gave me a faisal yesterday.
PERSON2: Sweet!

by Torsa December 16, 2008