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faced

1) Totally wasted and/or thrashed by alcohol. 2) Mentally and/or physically thrashed from no sleep or exorbitant activity.
"Damn, niggah, I'm so faced I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground."
by Invisible September 29, 2002
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no no face

That girl has a no no face
That's a nice ass, but she's a no no face
by Hakim Lewis April 14, 2005
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face

Face-the part of the anatomy directly above your neck. Where your eyes, nose, and mouth are.

Face-(Chiefly British slang) One who is well known within criminal circles.
''You got some mustard on your face, mate''.

''Oh, i wouldn't give him any shit, mate, he's a proper face''.
by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004
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Face

The condition of having face. A strong look, an open mouth, harsh staring, grouchy expressions, almost anything can grounds for a face. A facing is when one is called out for having face. To face someone, you simply note that they have face, and say "FACE" at them very loud and stern.
Another common condition is having either too little or too much face. This is more of a permanent thing, and refers to one's actual facial structure and "look". Examples of too much face would be bushy eyebrows, wild eyes, cro-magnon brow, a severly defined jowel, etc. Examples of too little face are beady eyes, closely spaced eyes, thin lips, tiny noses, bland expressions, etc.
"You've got face."
"She's a fun girl to date occasionally, but she has a little bit too much face for me to think about getting serious with her."
"Larry was in a bad mood today at work, and was facing everyone."
"I got faced, hard."
by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006
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THE FACE

A complex movement of the facial muscles; can be said to make a person's clothes fall off completly if executed correctly.

To pull the face the following steps must be followed:
1. Lower one eyebrow
2. Open mouth an inch or so (NOTE: It is not important to show teeth)
3. Pull a "half-assed" smile
4. Admire your handywork

If wanted, add another body movement which would highlight the magical-ness of THE FACE, such as jumping around on one leg.

Can sometime's be shortened to ;D if on msn or in text.
Joe: You suck!
Mark: Your sister sucked last night! *pulls THE FACE*
Joe: Touché :(

Mark: *reading a notice* Caution. Hot.
Matt: But enough about me! *pulls THE FACE*
by joeklol April 9, 2008
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face

A State of being- being ok, term used in merseyside, england
"im off my face" - being drunk
by tef smith August 27, 2003
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face

The part of the body which can be the target of ANY comeback insult.
Person A: You suck at the internet.
Person B: You suck at your FACE!!

Person A: Shut the hell up.
Person B: I'll shut your FACE!!

Person A: Why don't you use a bowling ball that weighs more than 6 pounds?
Person B: I'll bowling ball your FACE!!
by webmaster enigma February 12, 2004
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