T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

A.F.B.T.B.

a fake big tittie barbie another name for britney spears

fuck! she is such a A.F.B.T.B.! BUT SHE DAM HOT MAN!

by mars October 15, 2003

B.A.F.

Burn A Fog aka smoke a cig

Hey Hank lets go B.A.F. out by the cottonfield.

by matt rowley September 16, 2006

F.B.A.A.

an abreviation meaning "fat boob amber alert"

you might say "F.B.A.A"( fat boob amber alert, but always use the abreviation) about someone whose boobs are made of fat and not breast.They might have cellulite on them or look upsidedown. If you see someone coming with boobs looking like these you would screem out F.B.A.A. meaning FAT BOOB AMBER ALERT.If the person asks what you are talking about( most likely to be "K-Shea") you might say "fudge brownies actually accurate, you know the ones that are cut straight"to cover the real meaning up. This is to not offend them in any way. that is when you would say F.B.A.A.

by Mori Alangelo July 5, 2008

B.W.B.F.A

Bitch with big fat ass not related to the song i like big butts. but small but than the size of texas and russia combined

that girl is a B.W.B.F.A

by Mrs.Petty June 21, 2006

F.B.A

The Use of facebook to re-ignite a old flame, resulting in a meaningfull one nite stand.

hay john, i "friended" that old whore nikki on facebook, and scored some F.B.A. Last night

by busickjr April 17, 2011

B.a.f

Bitch ass friend. Started in south jersey by a group of friends that didn't like to use Bffs. They tried to be different, by calling each other bitch ass friends. You pronounce this as it's spelled BAF or Bafs for a group of friends

we're b.a.fs for like. Caryn your my b.a.f, you know that. So are you colleen, B.a.f for life

by Eric Gonzalez aguilar munoz June 15, 2008