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excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
by D rock 27 September 28, 2011
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excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
by krazy836 March 14, 2012
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Boogie excuse

Something my stupid exgirlfriend said to me and made me frustrated.
"Hey Alex, your boogie excuses are lame."
"WTF are you talking about?"
by alexkingkong January 2, 2009
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exclusively dating

Mutual feelings to each other. Not really in a relationship at this point but with high posibility of long term. No commitments yet but shows respect to its potetial by not seeing anyone else. Sometimes even avoids interactions with others that would represent an opportunity.
Ryan & April are exclusively dating but not in a relationship just yet!
by jame dean October 11, 2016
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Exclusively not dating

A term used to define the status of a relationship. Neither of the two partners are seeing anyone else, but the title boyfriend/girlfriend puts too much pressure or seriousness to a loosely dating couple. (It is an exclusive relationship and neither are currently looking for another partner--but you would both still be considered "single")

A less tactful term could be “fuck buddies” but sex is not a prerequisite, and emotions are involved.

It's meant to be vague and confusing, because the relationship gets complicated when the lines aren't clearly defined, and the couples status is more than friends, but less than a committed relationship since emotions start to get involved.
Example:
R: So are you two seeing each other, or what?
K: Well sortta, we’re exclusively not dating.
by Allie-oop September 3, 2008
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exclusive

Have sex a lot and feel more obliged to please each other cause you're not actively seeking STDs from others at the moment.
"Do you want to be exclusive?"
"Yes but I don't know what I want from this relationship yet."
"I just need to feel more comfortable about going down on you."
"K."
by soupfromthecoop March 29, 2016
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excusion

An alternative word for the phrase "I didn't ask to be excused." (I didn't ask for excusion.)"
Girl 1: *farts*
Girl 2: "Excuse you!!!"
Girl 1: "I didn't ask for excusion."
by Hindotmo February 24, 2008
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