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Erie Meatball Sandwich

A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.
Bunny Teeters was in the mood for something a little exciting, so Butch Putchy decided to spice things up by giving her an Erie Meatball Sandwich and knocked out three of her teeth.
by Frank Stoosh August 24, 2009
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Lake Erie Log Jam

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Lake Erie Light House

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.
He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.
by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009
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When you try to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' but for some reason microsoft decides to randomly switch your keyboard layout from dvorak to qwerty
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by Joyte July 22, 2019
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Eri

Best name in existence. 3 letters no more needed for this to be the best name. The person named Eri is probably going to be a billionaire by the age of 20. Great personality and probably has high goals.
Eri went on a walk
by Bozo101029 November 20, 2021
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Eris

Common name given to a member of a female species who usually plays the opposite sex like a flute. The recipient of such interaction is usually called a Pato which translates to Duck. This discription is used to discribe the individuals brain capacity.
How you letting Eris threat you so man. Yuh moving like yuh have a duck brain boy Brandon boy!
by The Gyal Clown Whisperer November 7, 2018
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eri

Someone weird, funny, likes food, and someone you can count on to have your back has plenty of friends and doesn't leave anyone out. they like blue, and love to play fortnite.
do you and eri play fortnite together?
by hyy hyy August 12, 2021
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