Lake Erie Log Jam

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.

I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Lake Erie Light House

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.

He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri

When you try to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' but for some reason microsoft decides to randomly switch your keyboard layout from dvorak to qwerty

yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri seriously, again?

by Joyte July 22, 2019

Eris

Common name given to a member of a female species who usually plays the opposite sex like a flute. The recipient of such interaction is usually called a Pato which translates to Duck. This discription is used to discribe the individuals brain capacity.

How you letting Eris threat you so man. Yuh moving like yuh have a duck brain boy Brandon boy!

by The Gyal Clown Whisperer November 7, 2018

Eri

(n). Someone of extreme ignorance, most probably vapes nyquil and snorts xanex, they are commonly characterized by selective memory loss, selective hearing, and pretty much selective use of their senses and reason. Call em an eri like b*tch and they'll be popping veins faster than my uncle pops champagne on new years.

Stop being such an eri .
This eri like behavior your exhibiting is pretentious.
This ignorance is appropriating eri culture.

by Abdon May 14, 2018

live-ery

Special "fancy-pants" garments dat you wear when scribbling in your "die-ary" each day.

Henry Jones Sr. may have cared a lot about archaeology and personal enlightenment, but I don't recall his ever bothering to don live-ery when writing/drawing in his famous Grail diary.

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

Erie High School Orchestra

A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.

Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.

by ehsorchestramemes May 2, 2019