erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.
(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave
by T J M June 03, 2008
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mass erect

A term used to refer to the video game Mass Effect, a sci-fi role playing game from developer Bioware for the Xbox 360 released on November 20th, 2007.

Originally used to communicate an individual's excitement of the game prior to its release. The game also allows the user, who plays as Commander Shepherd - to have sexual relationships with some of his or her shipmates which lends itself to the sexual reference and the ease with which "effect" can be changed to "erect"
Forumposterguy #1: "Oh snap, new Mass Effect trailer is up!."
Forumdood #2: "/checks pants. Yep, I'm Mass Erect"
by kirbybreezy December 02, 2007
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black erection

A large erection but softer than asian or whites.
After experiencing black erections she went back to white and asian guys and never went black again.
by ivorybone November 27, 2010
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Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.
I have an erection affection over tacos
by SquirrelPower January 03, 2008
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erection fest

Erection fest is the most merry time of year! The Jolly day that the Christmas Tree is erected. A day that calls for hard celebration!
Merry Christmas kind stranger! Come to my erection fest celebration and see how big mine is? My tree.
by The Tea Cup Moose November 14, 2020
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necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.
I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.
by Jaiger March 15, 2011
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chest erection

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing
"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."
by bigboi68 November 04, 2017
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