Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.
Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.
by Nastyoldnasty October 09, 2017
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retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.
“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.
by Cantstandya April 01, 2018
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enema-nozzle

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.
by useyourownname November 10, 2017
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ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
by Big League Jew December 15, 2013
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Algerian enema

A sexual practice between two or more people which involves the insertion of a hookah pipe inside a person's rectum, after which the receiver of this procedure is made to smoke from aforementioned hookah pipe. Much like the famous practice of "ass-to-mouth" with the difference of the male genetalia being replaced by a different object still phallic in its physical nature, in this case a hookah pipe.
-Bro did you hear about Dave getting an Algerian enema last night?
-Damn bro his breath must smell like shit?
by Teaenjoyer September 10, 2021
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Jailhouse enema

Where you drink a mystery drink made by fellow cellmates in order to receive a highly deemed item from commissary. Often a mixture of kool aid, shave cream, vaseline, shampoo, conditioner and chilli powder. Internal cleansing on a budget.
Ole Spanky in the hospital after overdoing that jailhouse enema
by Besu February 11, 2021
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Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020
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