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Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits
by Another forsaken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Coffee enemamug.

UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
mugGet the UV enemamug.

enema-nozzle

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.
by useyourownname November 9, 2017
mugGet the enema-nozzlemug.

golden enema

when someone pee’s in your ass when doing anal
Hey babe, i want a golden enema tonight
by Cheesecake Shop October 1, 2021
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enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.
After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
by froggy69 September 25, 2014
mugGet the enema surprisemug.

Nigerian Enema

When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.
We had to give the snitch a Nigerian enema.
by BigT1985 November 13, 2017
mugGet the Nigerian Enemamug.

Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.
"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."
by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023
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