A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 26, 2021
by sadisfied February 17, 2006
Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.
by Jack February 22, 2005
Dick you only use for when your going thru a dry spell. someone you wouldnt have sex with on if you wernt desperate.
Eww, god no i dont wanna have sex with him, thats Emergency Dick right there and this isnt an emergency.
by Dustycoby May 21, 2011
When a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a turd about to slip out. Women don't have to worry about this.
Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.
by Happy Rasta August 16, 2011
An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward loss of funds during the scheduled round.
C'mon Hoss, we need to get in an emergency nine--Cueball wiped me out in the Calcutta this morning and I need to win some of it back.
by Webturtle April 15, 2009
A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.
The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006