elton

the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point

eltons fucking gay

by tasteslikearsenic January 18, 2022

Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

Elton

A man that looks like a horse and a dead goat combined and acts like he knows all British songs

God he is such an Elton

by A guy that knows it all September 19, 2018

Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Kyan Elton

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.

Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton

by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

Elton

The best friend anyone could ask for.

I know Elton would have my back no matter what.

by There can only be one February 5, 2025