Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Elton

The straightest being on the planet.

He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.

Yo, Its Elton, I want to marry him so much.

by BigCMan69 October 12, 2021

Elton Jo Leroy

the best friend anyone could wish for......

Elton Jo Leroy is my best friend

by s.kartha July 4, 2024

Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.

The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana

by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021

Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!

I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!

by KadeePerk November 9, 2022

Elton

Elton is a handsome guy with style and grace. Elton also is known for his sexyness attracting all the ladies to him. He can be found inside a luxury mansion wearing a suit smoking his cigar.

That's a cigar Elton would smoke.

by SwitchElton December 15, 2016