Einstein

The name "Einstein" can be used in three ways

1. Calling someone clever, smart, intelligent

2. Calling someone stupid, slow, idiot

3. Commenting on someones hair or appearance
"Yes that's an apple, Einstein"

"Look, it's Einstein!!"
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i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
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Einstein's Folly

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.
Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.
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When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!
They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!
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Einstein

Einstein
Hey, your tire is flat! Yes Einstein, the tire is flat, that is why I am changing it
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einstein line

Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.

Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.
Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"

Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"
by kustomize April 18, 2007
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Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...
Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"
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