The straightest being on the planet.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
by BigCMan69 October 12, 2021
by thebigapple September 26, 2023
A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019
by Little67 October 21, 2021
Elton Chun is getting it on
by Elton Chun April 17, 2019
" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"
" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025
A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024