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Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
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Eggs Venni

Also known as Eggs Venedict, Eggs Venni is a legendary Venetian breakfast dish that refers to a variation of Egg Benedict that must include poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. As Venetians traditionally consume sweet pastries with their morning espressos, Eggs Benedict is almost impossible to find in Venice. Eggs Venni has become something of a legend, because it is almost impossible to find.
Screw all these bombolones , I could kill for some Eggs Venni!
by funksuey June 29, 2022
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Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives

Another way of saying "Exactly" because it usually sounds like "Eggzactly" or "Eggzact" or in this case "Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives".
My god, the snozberries do taste like snozberries... Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives!
by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 23, 2022
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eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009
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Eggs Bodagin

"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"
by irenee February 18, 2008
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eggs benidict

Stuff a deviled egg entirerly in a womens mouth... then shove your dick in there..... aka...eggs benidict. Aka... holiday magic!
So I was chilling with this bitch and some deviled eggs so i gave her the ol eggs benidict.... son!
by dirty jiffy sd April 11, 2016
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Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)
That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?
by Run The Juelz February 9, 2017
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