Easy C-Z

When you are sliding out a nice dookie log while simultaneously sipping on a fresh cold Coke Zero.

Man 1: "Hey! Hows it goin!"

Man 2: "I am in the middle of the best Easy C-Z right now. Life is good!"

Man 1: "God I wish I took normal poops and had access to fresh cold Coke Zero!"

by DookiemasterOJL May 26, 2021

easy money

A term used for a person who has a very easy job who usually doesn't have to work hard. In most cases, the person also makes good money at doing very little.

Janitor: Hey, Easy Money. How are you tonight?
Engineer: Just slavin' for Da Man. How are you?
Janitor: Another day in paradise.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

easy button

woman whom after sleeping with, your first thought is "that was easy"...

that girl from last night was an easy-button...

jersey girls are easy buttons...

by SLICK7862 November 18, 2009

easy smash

1.) A girl who likes to have sex on the first date.

2.) A girl who requires no effort to have sex with.

Remsey: Yo did you know Cat had sex with Loyld?
Christian: Yeah I heard. Such an easy smash.

by prblmoffcr? December 8, 2010

easy does it

Don't make a task overly hard. A relaxed or calm effort will produce the desired result.

"Just relax, easy does it."

by mr.fye February 13, 2006

Easy Jesus

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.

I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!

by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004

easy peasy

(uk) very easy (short for easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy)

18 pints? easy-peasy!!

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003