ear cream pie

when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.

mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007

ear candy

Someone exibiting a sexy accent or voice.

That girl from boston is ear candy.

Snoop Dogg is ear candy.

by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005

Ear Wax

Noun-

Ear Wax is a condensed form of Marijuana extract, like Hashish (Hash). Not as hard as regular Hash, not as runny as oil, and not as soft as butter. Just like wax.

I got a gram of Trainwreck "Ear Wax" last week for $60. That shit is so strong I'm still hit'n a little bit every day.

by Jeffred5 August 9, 2010

ear fucking

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.

"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"

by Krumbz March 2, 2008

Ear Buggles

The large flakes of ear wax that collect in an unclean ear.

I don't use ear buds in case the person I share with has ear buggles.

by Knee-Grow10 October 1, 2007

Ear Peddler

Ear Peddler is another word for oral sex, or sitting on somebodies face.

She's a serious ear peddler she sat on my face for at least 10 minutes!

by DanLeto August 3, 2010

ear hustlin'

listening in on a private conversation
ear jackin

"Stop ear hustlin'...you are so damn nosey"

by ms. mick August 27, 2005