Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

im dying 

if your dying you shuld be calling a ambulance not be here så bye

help im dying

well that sad

im dying by abcde62 September 16, 2019

low key dying 

When life hits you too hard but you can't be a bitch about it.

low key dying but it's ok

low key dying by chairman meowww June 8, 2017

As I Lay Dying

Sheer crazy metalcore..

It took me 94 hours to get that freakin' double kick part out of my head.

As I Lay Dying by Alex "aild ownz" Jones April 1, 2004

The Dying Swan

The extraordinary feat of anthropomorphic drama performed by a perfectly healthy teenager desperate to avoid school.

The teenager croaks, whines, whines and may even flutter non-existent wings before collapsing on the nearest couch.
They lie completely limp and keep speaking to a minimum, but may make a soft cooing noise. They do their utmost to show their mother, by means of wincing and gasping, the sheer scale of the physical agony they are bravely enduring. Experienced swans may even manage to squeeze out a tear, or look pale and vomit on demand.

Me: Is Katherine going in today?
Mum: No. She's very ill. Very ill indeed. She's got a very high temperature and looks just awful.
Me: What?! It's just the dying swan act! I saw her put the thermometer in the microwave when you went to get dressed!

The Dying Swan by Macnoonan January 30, 2009

Literally Dying 

When you just can't even and basically die.

This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.

Literally Dying by meow_zz August 18, 2016

Remember son dying is gay 

A joke reference to an old animation of TF2 Red Soldier's father saying that dying is game over an anime background.

Father: "Remember son dying is gay"
Son: "Yes Father"

Remember son dying is gay by Natorithm September 23, 2021