crotch-o-diles

Like crabs only WAY worse!!!

*scratching pubes furiously*
"CHRIST THESE CROTCH-O-DILES ARE KILLING ME!"

by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010

It’s Wednesday my dudes

Common vine reference, often shouted on Wednesday’s

it’s Wednesday my dudes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dopellama123 June 16, 2018

dudestitute

a male prostitute; gigolo

"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."

"But, there all like 60 years and older."

"Just like i like 'em."

by Patblack May 3, 2008

dudes dude

Somebody who is manly, but also just a dude. A chill person you can laugh and enjoy a summer day with.

Broooo look at him just being a dudes dude.

by Lucky shot May 10, 2019

Swayze Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by a man. Named after the late Patrick Swayze, the only man who could have worn short shorts and still seem remotely straight.

Steve is wearing his shortest Swayze Dukes to the pride parade.

by sweatergirl June 21, 2010

dudess

1. A lady friend who feels you and is always fun to talk to without being necessarily having coitus with you.

2. A girl with whom boys easily share what’s in their minds and can always ask for advice and compassion.

3. Close friend from the female sex.

1.Teo is my dudess!

2. Hey dudess, tell me about the cake you made the other night!

by Orag December 14, 2010

sour patch dudes

cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!

did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom

by james July 20, 2004