dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
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Certain Dri

formulated to help you absorb sweat, control odors and prevent chafing all day as an additional layer of protection and freshness.
No matter your needs, Certain Dri has a product for you
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Certain Dri

one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.
Certain Dri offers 3 levels of protection for people with excessive sweating
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Dried Out Song

when yo lil ass cuzin kepp playn yo fav song till it gets fukn annoying to the point where you despise the song and the artist and now .............your cuzin i a AM DA WHON DONT WEIGHHGHGHGHG AH TONENENENE DONT NEED AH GUN TO GET respek ON DA treets
Dried Out Song SHIEEEEEET ion kno uk wut i mean
by dasdahearf June 24, 2016
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Dri

An extremely talented and passionate young man who lays the charm on thick.
Man, I wish I could do it like Dri.
by yup<3 November 22, 2021
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Dri

An extremely talented and passionate young man who lays the charm on thick.
Man, I wish I could do it like Dri.
by yup<3 November 22, 2021
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dri

when something is cringe/unfunny when that person really thought they did smfin

embarrasses the shit out of people when they really thought they were funny
guy 1: bro skibidi rizz
guy 2: bro that was dri
by lol same jk February 04, 2024
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