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[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.
Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!
by Jimminee!! October 7, 2010
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Onion Drawer

A set drawer or set of drawers in one's house set up to keep onions in order. Usually preformed by servants or maids.
Meagan sucked at arranging Jay Jay's Onion Drawer, Jay Jay always preferred Jeremy's method
by absolutelypdx June 27, 2008
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In the drawer

When a gay guy or a lesbian chick are really obviously gay, but don't know it themselves.
Sophie: Softball/Rugby is great because I get to meet guys I can go out with!

Other person: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... *cough* in the drawer *cough*
by icameupwithitacoh July 11, 2010
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top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee May 16, 2014
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Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.
"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."
by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017
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Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.
Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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