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Drake

An unusually large flying dog that will steal all of your bananas every Thursday while you are sleeping. This terrifying creature will not only steal your bananas but punch all your vegetables with his huge, enormous tail. Drakes have invisible noses. Most drakes begin to urinate before they make their attack to steal. Touching a drake will lead to getting lice, fever, and uncontrollable shaking in different parts of your body.

P.S. A Drake is very poisonous and if you see one you need to immediately get in the downward dog position to show him his symbols of mercy and forgiveness.
Arrrrgh! That dumb drake took all my bananas again!
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Drake

*Drake or Drizzy is a Canadian hiphop artist from Canada.

*Not to be confused with the Australian hiphop artist DRiZZ KiD from Australia.
*Drake went to school at Degrassi Junior High where he was a notorious pimp drug lord and standover man until he was shot OG in the hall by a white pimp in an attack that left him physically and partially mentally retarded. Thinking he was a duck, he changed his name to Drake male duck and began to rap - as speech therapy to limit his relentless quacking.
Yo I went to the lake to catch a glimps of Drake, but he flew away.. WTF, that nigga don't need no wheelchair !!
by DRiZZ KiD September 9, 2016
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ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)
To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes
by black flag May 29, 2004
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drakeophobia

the fear of Drake calling you on your cellphone
Drake: *Calls you*
George: *Runs away screaming*
Joe: He must have drakeophobia!
by ACHorizonz March 25, 2016
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Drake-in

(verb) From the musical artist, Aubrey "Drake" Graham, it is when one worries excessively over an Ex or someone of the opposite/same sex they like.
1. I may have gotten drunk last night, but you didn't catch me Drake-in no female though.

2. Boy 1: "Man, I really wanna make things right with my Ex though." Boy 2: "Bruh, I seen her with another dude the other day. Let her go and quit Drake-in over her."
by Seth King October 11, 2013
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Drake-u-la

A president of The Ohio State University who sucks life right out of the very students he was hired to protect.
Drake-u-la thought he was protecting students when he fired the marching band director, but he really just made their lives a living hell.
by sr7 August 20, 2014
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drakonophilia

The love of dragons. a sexual fetish where a person is stimulated by dragons or dragonesses. as opposed to drakonophobia, the fear of dragons
person 1: I wanna bang that dragoness
person 2: That dragoness isn't all that hot but I always knew you had drakonophilia
by Arceus777 December 31, 2014
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