Douchebaggery

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.

"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."

by Reverend Daemon Mosely December 6, 2006

double bagger

A woman of questionable background, with whom sex would necessitate wearing two condoms.

Q: Would you screw Paris Hilton?
A: Sure, but I'd double up on the jimmy hats 'cuz she's a double bagger.

by Duncan February 19, 2005

blatant douchebaggery

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.

Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.

by Mben22075 January 19, 2017

douchebaggery

The actions of a person who is a huge douchebag, who exhibits these qualities too frequently.

The midget down the hall is guilty of extreme douchebaggery. Everything he is does is queer. I would love to punch him in his face for his sin of douchebaggery.

by TheRealestOne February 19, 2009

douchebaggery

An act involving the skill or prowess of a douchebag.

Matt: Dude that guy totally jipped you from the team! That sucks man.

Abby: Yeah dude, it was total douchebaggery.

Matt: Yeah, I hate that douchebag.

by Abbyjabby October 13, 2009

Douchebaggerdom

1)The condition where such incredibly ridiculous and/or unfair events occur so as to make one wish for a shotgun, a full clip of ammo, and access to a tower.
2)The act of experiencing such rampant amounts of douchebaggery that one is left no choice but to declare niggerdom as well.

Apparently, everyone in Syosset is issued a Mercedes or BMW at age 16 except for Dan and Seth...DOUCHEBAGGERDOM!!!

by Bob f rom the Sump September 10, 2006

douchebaggery

The art of being a douchebag

I'm tired of all her douchebaggery, that girl is gonna get it.

by Pickle G October 18, 2008