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donkey bombs

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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lava donkey

the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
Lucy was being a bitch so i gave her a lava donkey!
by donkeymasterbill April 29, 2010
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Dookey

A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action
That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!
by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017
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When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
by james beard[o] January 29, 2007
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Donkey Dad

A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?

Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.

Kid: DONKEY DAD!
by Summertimefun August 3, 2009
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donkey nubblies

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.
Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!
by alegg March 6, 2014
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Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.
I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.
by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019
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