Distant Cousin

Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.

No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.

by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005

Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

Schlong Distance Relationship

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals

Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh

by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010

Distance

A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("

Guy; distance sucks =(
girl; EWWWIE DISTANCE!!!

by rawr man! June 20, 2006

distance myself

im not fucking with you

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while

by poca21 May 9, 2015

Distain

The stain that remains after accusing someone of incompetence at spelling, while misspelling the word 'disdain'.

His credibility as a word speller was distained by mispelling disdain.

by Taipo January 13, 2019

ryan distance effect

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou

The ryan distance effect is strong in this one

by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014