herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

dirk dinkum

a character from the garfield show who is the sexiest man ever in the universe

dirk dinkum has dick cancer

by halalmeat52749 April 13, 2025

dirk

he's a Justin and he is craked at Fortnite, my guy definitely not taken singly forever you can tell because he plays Fortnite

my friend here dirk never going to be taken and he's cracked at Fortnite my guy uahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by notyourdad_ January 7, 2021

Dirk

Nickname for renowned bassist Geddy Lee from the band "Rush".

You should have seen Dirk's wild bass solo last night

by TheInfoBringer February 23, 2019

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Dirk

fucking dirk you anime haired fuck with your anime shades GO BACK TO HOMESTUCK

"I hate Dirk Strider."

by crow fuck September 11, 2021

Dirk

The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.

Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"

by Jhatassdo May 4, 2022