Dimitar Berbatov

A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose balls in the box to score for his club Manchester United. Days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez at Old Trafford. A mystery in English football is why MANUTD signed such a bum like Berbatov

fan 1: "Did you see Man U's game yesterday?, they tied 0-0".

fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"

by A. Garcia August 13, 2010

The real Dimitri

A man who's got business and hustlin' streaming in his blood, knows how to hustle, and keeps his true homeys close. Takes care of his family and appreaciate a good tune.

The real Dimitri: If you have this name and feel like the discription, you're on the way...

by Dimitri13 December 31, 2007

dimitrius

a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.

mother: dimitrius, go to the bathroom and take a shit. i can smell you!
dimitrius: heii

by dight May 24, 2023

Dimitrios Kondylos

Your best friend,the one that everyone likes,the god of friendship and disowning.

"so who's your best friend?"

"Of course it's the same as yours,Dimitrios Kondylos"

by #DimitriosForLife March 29, 2019

Dimitri Knopf

A good man with a good heart who is searching for his meaning in life, often going through heartbreaking trials just to feel important in life. Has a russian heritage and works through life like a boss>meaning that he owns. when challenge occurs he spits at it and laughs then tempts his challenge like a boss and owns it. Since he owns everything he gets whatever he wants.

I feel bad owning this person like a, "Dimitri Knopf."

~I wish the song like a boss wasn't licensed through, "Dimitri Knopf."

by Tibbershlargenboob October 17, 2011

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

Dimitruism

20 calls in one day
Antoni my love come pick me up

Nowadays more and more young men are becoming simps. Dimitruism is on the rise

by Yolos2345 January 1, 2021