dike on a bike with no seat.

when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.

Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.

by ty pigg April 28, 2010

Dike

Dike: noun) a dike is a word that an idiot named Caleb would say instead of dick because it’s slightly simaler but he really just sounds dumb

Caleb: dike, dike, dike, dike
Me: STFU DUMBASS

by Nutbuster6349 May 10, 2018

Horse Dike

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

doe dike

N: an attractive lesbian who dresses like a man.

Loafy is such a doe dike, with her bike and her man pants..but she's got the cutest cheeks in the world!

by loafextraordinarybikekeeperfromdaygo February 6, 2007

Dike clip

a carabiner used for anything and everything except climbing

I attach my keys to my pants with a dike clip.

by allicat1196 February 25, 2009

Lesbian dike

A lesbian with strong thumbs that dresses like a boy

Lesbian dike can reload guns easily

by Niggerboie June 4, 2017