disaster

A real elmore, fuck up, fiasco or general mess.

Enron was a complete elmore; the result was a disaster for the shareholders and employees alike.

by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007

Scrotanic Disaster

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.

Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!

by Errr June 19, 2006

Disasterbation

To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.

The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.

by Sudds McDuff April 13, 2011

Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

by djwendo March 21, 2010

Disaster Box

Usually used to describe a person who is struggling to the extreme at something or said situation they're struggling at.

This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"

You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box

by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011

disasterthief

A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster

So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."

by von groovy May 2, 2019

Disaster Dick

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out

I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick

by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019